yeezusquote:

Genius.

yeezusquote:

Genius.

hologran:
slxvery:

$$
prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

Without pain, how could we know joy?’ This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.
John GreenThe Fault in Our Stars (via feellng)

vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

I’m sleepy and I wish I was kissing you.

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

fregg:

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

a very beautiful trashcan

make all the male trash cans go crash boom bang 

ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

#even my poop will be goth

ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.
Unknown (via purplebuddhaproject)