With my brother @wrangler_freak straight #flexin 💪💪😊
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god
honestly found this cool as fuck.
I love how they have drugs, alcohol, and then Starbucks
The cocaine gif made me laugh a little too hard.
Tony Hale loved Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ Rolling Stone cover so much that he did a version of his own.
|—||My hall mate (via m-e-r-m-a-i-d-y)|
Translation: Don’t waste your time and energy on the wrong light.
wake up call
When she was just a girl
She expected the world
But it flew away from her reach
So she ran away in her sleep
Dreamed of para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Every time she closed her eyes
i’m actually crying
THE PICTURE DIDNT WANNA LOAD SO I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME EMOTIONAL THING BUT INSTEAD IT’S A SHITLOAD OF FRENCH FRIES
i dont know about you but french fries make me very emotional
Rev Kate Bottley reacting to the first gay couple to marry legally in the UK
wham bam thankyou ma’am.
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
I’ve very proud of myself for working out today. :)
50 push ups, 50 crunches, 60 squats, 150 jumping jacks + 20 minutes of cardio.
Sometimes I think I’m way too hard on my body when I exercise, but who knows.
a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.
being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good
I’m too horny for this life.