The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]
TAKE ME TAKE ME TAKE MEEEEEE
I’ve actually been here a few times haha
part of me wants to be seven and careless.
part of me wants to be back in your bed.
part of me wants to be forty and settled.
part of me wants to be dead.
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
*intensely doesnt care*
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them
|—||Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends and Influence People (via broptimus-prime)|
u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better